Inspired by my utter lack of motivation and inability to schedule in some good fitness time over the last few days, today’s lyrics are actually a SPOOF I wrote on the fly, based off of Pearl Jam’s “Immortality”.
Just start up the video and sing along to my new lyrics… (just don’t judge me for my lame rhyme skills)
by Laura T.
(sung to Pearl Jam’s “Immortality”)
Vacation is the word…
Lunges have no place, my knees hurt
Cannot leave the comfort of this world
Cottage cheese rear…
Muscles flabbed…next up…more beers
Insufferable workout can’t adhere
A vanilla cream cone…. and a dish of Oreos….
Now there’s a recipe for fun…
Pinot, please, some more… kitchen in demand for cookie dough
Decked out all the snacks that I adore
Heavy as a cow, how?
Aerobics done…exercised, sweaty brow!
Resolve dissolved… Mallowmar box on the floor
Italian calzone…and a waist to hold on to
We stopped at Tandoor for some lunch
Weight gain…? So distraught!
Now I’m running in the park
Huffing, wheezing in no time… all fat asses stay the right
Oh, tripped and rolled on…broken forearm
And dishes in the sink
Movement now gone
So much for that thong…
Some diet just to live…